"She was a foursquare young person with what we used to call, in my native Arkansas, ‘big hair.’ If there were a ‘type’ of woman to whom I was attracted other than my beloved wife and life partner Hillary Rodham Clinton, which there isn’t, I would be compelled to say she was not by any stretch of the imagination, however you might define that term, my type." -- Bill Clinton (a.k.a. humorist Tony Hendra) recalls Monica Lewinsky.