"With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis," wrote Ann Coulter in a Sunday USA Today that wound up getting killed.

I don't know why Al would have bothered, as Ann already does such a fine job of it herself. She's the Republican Party's Number One Aryan ideologue: "My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call `women' at the Democratic National Convention."

This way to the gas, you skanks.