Two thoughts on the no longer secret Michael Jackson affadavit:
One, if you read it straight through the sudden sexual allegations sound like they could, possibly, be made up.
Two, I found myself laughing every time I came across the words "Michael Jackson started to cry." This may or may not be as a result of my first contention, because it's hard to imagine a man crying because a 13-year-old boy won't let him French kiss him.
Then again, if it could be true of anyone, it would be true of Michael Jackson.