Flame of the Day:
Lewis, at firstname.lastname@example.org, writes:
Why are Southerns so stupid? I keep ending up on your junkmail lists. Please take the time to delete me from them you dumbass cracker. You can take your messianic, apocolyptic, Old-testament thin-lipped face and beat it against a magnolia tree. You and your George Bush can fuck off.
Poor guy winds up getting my junkmail routed to him -- and I'm the one who's stupid. Well, at least I can spell Southerner and apocalyptic.