Flame of the Day:

Lewis, at wwmi@mindspring.com, writes:

Rodney,

Why are Southerns so stupid? I keep ending up on your junkmail lists. Please take the time to delete me from them you dumbass cracker. You can take your messianic, apocolyptic, Old-testament thin-lipped face and beat it against a magnolia tree. You and your George Bush can fuck off.

haha, cracker

Chris

Poor guy winds up getting my junkmail routed to him -- and I'm the one who's stupid. Well, at least I can spell Southerner and apocalyptic.