Ever heard The Mekons? I must hear more. Who among us doesn't want to stand at a mike in some shitty puke-soaked bar and spit out a heartbroken rant like this one?
When I was waiting in a bar -- where were you?
When I was buying you a drink, where were you?
When I was crying home at bed, where were you?
When I watched you from a distance, did you see me?
You were standing a queue, did you see me?
You had yellow hair, did you see me?
I want to talk to you all night, do you like me?
I want to find out about your life -- do you like me?
Could you ever be my wife? Do you like me?