You probably have to be my age (half a century last November) to remember a song by the Roches titled "The Married Men."
Jenny Sanford's story in Vogue brought it to mind.
"I also feel sorry for the other woman. I am sure she is a fine person. It can’t be fun for her, though I do sometimes question her judgment."
-- Jenny Sanford, regarding Maria Belen Chapur, Gov. Mark Sanford's mistress.
I know these girls
They don't like me
But I am just like them
Picking a crazy apple off a stem
-- "The Married Men," The Roches